This hotel, though, is foiling my plans a bit.
Apparently, their parking lot has this system where you can't pay at the gate. You have to pay at the front desk. Even if it's under the half-hour mark where it's free. Unfortunately for me, I think I was upstairs for only 20 minutes. Not unfortunate that I was under the grace period but that I finished so quick.
I get to the front desk on my way out from fucking my load into the CL whore and I kinda wanna say this:
"Could you validate my parking? I'll happily pay that ridiculous $10 fee for each millisecond over your two minute grace period, but I'd rather not. You see, I came here just to fuck this guy that advertised on craigslist that he's a former military guy and wants to be loaded up while he's here from out of town. But when I got up there, he kinda had this weird body odor thing going on with his skinny guy with with a beer belly frame so I kinda wanted to be sure I got my nut out before you started charging me for using your tiny little parking space. Luckily, that kid had a sweet wet hole that milked me of my load pretty quick despite not having any other load in there. Fuck, I wanted to marinate my cock in a cum-lubed ass. But oh, well. Anyway, could you at least reward me for making an attempt to hurry it up with the cumdump and just validate the parking for free?"
But I didn't say that. Instead, when I got to the front of the line at the desk I just raised one eyebrow and held up my parking card. The hotel clerk held out her hand for the card and took it when I handed it over, validated it, and then handed it back. Not one word was exchanged.
Yeah, I don't know why I bother with the whole charade of being a registered guest sometimes...