Monday, May 18, 2015

Almost: The young trucker

So, I can't tell if it's me or just the weird expectations of a 22 year-old.

On paper, he's a helluva find.  A young, cubbish scruffy trucker.  Like big-rig trucker.  Big fantasy of mine ever since I read (an early version of what is now known as) a blog about this trucker dude that drives around the country naked in his rig and finds guys to fuck around with.  The kid's another top, but he's willing to flip.  We make arrangements to meet and set a time.  But then that time has come and gone and I've been waiting around the approximate location of where we're to meet and finally gave up and texted a fuck buddy that I knew in the area for a quick pump and dump.  Two hours after we were supposed to meet, he messages saying his phone died and he's ready to meet. I couldn't.  And he gets all frustrated that I wouldn't meet him and saying he always gets jerked around with flakes.

Wait!  How am I the flake?!

And then to top it all off, we basically ended the conversation saying that he was leaving town the next day and we couldn't reschedule. Two days later, I get a message saying that he just left and that he's sad I didn't text him to see if he was still available to meet. 

"How was I supposed to know that you're still in town?  Last thing you told me was that you're leaving the next day," I messaged.

"Well, you could have at least texted to see if I was still around."

Really?  I'm supposed to chase you to the point of harassment and try read your mind?

Argh...

12 comments:

Demetrius said...

Hmmm, that's definitely a debatable one. Be bothered, or block and keep it movin'. Hmmm.

Explorer Jack said...

Kids! What's the matter with these darn kids today.........

m said...

Hilarious! Love young guys thinking. Kinda adorable....

Bruce Chang said...

Blocking is something I rarely do unless they're getting scary stalkerish. I think it goes back to being the last guy on the kickball team in elementary school. So instead I try to be completely honest with my intentions and let things self-sort themselves out. And maybe I'm still hoping I can get in the back of a sleeper of trucker cab. Ha!

Bruce Chang said...

@explorerjack - right? Now if they could just stop being so damn cute...

Bruce Chang said...

@m - I have to say, it was kinda adorable the way he complained about catching a bunch of flakes. (Aw, pumpkin! There, there... ) Now if he could only catch my hints about him modeling himself after the behaviors that he's requesting from others...

BikeGuy said...

It's not you. trust me.

Bruce Chang said...

And it's funny... It happened the same time around the your 22 year-old that was complaining about your skills. And I have the same comment... I really don't think it was you...

BlkJack said...

This is why so many put an age limit of 25 & above for hook ups. Gotta love it.
BlkJack

Bruce Chang said...

I kinda wondered about that. I always assumed that's because they're the inverse of chicken hawks... But I can see it now as a way of screening for the right attitude...

Weston Liggett said...

and this is why I set my filter at 27+ Old enough to know what to do, and young enough to keep doing it!

Bruce Chang said...

But then, I started when I was 14 so I'd like to think I was old enough at 20. :-)